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Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well...

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Credits:
Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
Featuring Kevin Murphy
Directed By: Rob DenBleyker, Joel Watson
Screenplay By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick
Story By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson, Joel Watson, Michael Rousselet, Heather DenBleyker
Voice Actors:
Kevin Murphy - Doctor
Animation Director: Bill Jones
Animation: Bill Jones
Character Design: Jerald Lewis
Background Art: Shawn Coss
Animatic: Chelsea Kubesh
Editor: Thaddeus Grant Fenton
Assistant Editor: Taylor Ransom
Sound FX: Ben Governale
Assistant Sound Design: Samm Barrett
Music Arranged By: Steve Lehmann
Supervising Producer: Derek Miller, Greg Slagel
Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
Production Managers: Lowbrow Studios - Mike Parker
Production Assistants: Lorraine Bett, Autumn Netherton


Lyrics:
DOCTOR
Well, Mr. Watson, we have your
lab results back. And, well...

You’ve got...
Norovirus, hepatitis, tendinitis,
syphilis,
And salmonella, sickle cell,
a rash we don’t know what it is,
And toxoplasma, super asthma,
better go call Make-A-Wish.
You haven’t got much longer and I
haven’t finished half my list!

Your brain’s arthritic, blood’s
acidic, dick hole trickles pickle juice,
Your pancreas is gangrenous, my God
please never reproduce!
You’re seizure prone and every bone
inside your body’s cancerous.
Your joints go backwards, and I
lack words to explain how bad this is!

(spoken)
Except for these words!

Your taint’s inflamed, your anus
sprained, your every vein is
clogged with plaque,
Your spine’s a wreck, your throat’s
infected from your neck down to
your crack!
And all your poop is filled with lupus,
All your shit is out of whack!

Your heart’s diseased and full of
bees a single breeze could end your
measly-
Life and also measles, weevils,
fecal beetles, fetal alcoholic
syndrome, chronic symptoms common
to medieval people,

Your nose is blown, your back is
thrown, your cells have unknown chromosomes,
And kidney stones and loads of
Crohns and toenail cheese and pubic
fleas and leaky knees, and
athlete’s feet, and trucker’s butt,
one twisted nut, your liver sucks,
with any luck you’ll kick the
bucket soon enooooough,

Also you’re deaf.

‘Fur-ever alone?’

It’s finally time for Simon to serve dinner to his date but Simon’s Cat seems to have other plans! In his cheekiest move yet the cat brings a special guest to join the couple at the table…WATCH NOW to discover who.

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‘Dinner Date – Just Desserts’ Credits:
Directed by: Simon Tofield
Design/Rig: Trevor Phillips
Animation: Jimeno Farfan, Karen Ullman, Emma Wakley
Animation Supervisor: Emma Wakley
Compositor: Liza Nechaeva
Additional Rigging: Jim Nolan

Executive Producer: Mike Bell
Producer: Emma Burch
Associate Producer: Edwin Eckford
Production Manager: Rebecca Warner-Perry

Foley and Music: Shrooty

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FAQs:

Q. Why isn’t ‘Off to the Vet’ available in full on YouTube?
A. ‘Off to the Vet’ film production and crowdfunding campaign was a huge undertaking for the Simon’s Cat Team. Our hope is to produce more long form, full colour content for our fans but without having to turn to them through crowdfunding again. The film was completed in 2015 and submitted it to a selection of international film festivals over the following months. During this time, it was exclusively available to all funders that contributed via our private production blog. The feedback we have received from our funders has been overwhelming positive and we hope they are extremely proud of making the film a possibility. If you are a funder and have any questions regarding the campaign, please contact us at igg@simonscat.com

Q. What software do you use?
A. Simon's Cat is made using Adobe Flash / TV Paint animation software.

Q. Why does it take so long to make each Simon's Cat film?
A. Even though the films are made on computer software, they are still hand-animated in a traditional manner, frame to frame. It usually takes between 12 and 25 drawings to create 1 second of a Simon's Cat film.

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- Pluto Junior - Pluto with his cute puppy, Pluto Junior
- Pluto's Kid Brother - Pluto with his cute kid brother
- Pluto's Quin-Puplets - Pluto with all his cute puppies.
- Mail Dog - Pluto meets a cute bunny friend.
- Pluto's Playmate - Pluto meets a cute little seal.
- Pluto's Housewarming - Pluto meets a cute little tortoise.
- The Sleep Walker - Pluto shares his bones with cute puppies.
- In Dutch - Pluto finds love with a cute little dog.
- Lend A Paw - Pluto learns to care for a cute kitten.
- Squatter's Rights - Pluto & Mickey meet Chip & Dale
- Mickey's Parrot - Pluto & Mickey meet a cute little parrot.

A compilation containing Pluto's encounters with cute little critters!

- Magician Mickey
- Mickey's Circus
- Tugboat Mickey
- Mickey's Birthday Party
- Mickey's Amateurs
- Moving Day
- Mickey's Polo Team
- Moose Hunters

- Squatter's Rights - With Mickey & Pluto
- Dragon Around - With Donald Duck
- The Lone Chipmunks - With Pete
- Toy Tinkers - With Donald Duck
- Out On A Limb - With Donald Duck
- Out Of Scale - With Donald Duck
- Test Pilot Donald - with Donald Duck

A compilation containing a collection of cute episodes featuring Chip & Dale fighting bigger friends :)

- Donald's Dog Laundry
- Window Cleaners
- The Eyes Have It
- On Ice

Click the episodes above to skip to your favourite episodes featuring both Donald Duck & Pluto!

- Mickey's Parrot
- Lend A Paw
- A Gentleman's Gentleman
- Squatter's Rights
- T-Bone For Two
- Pluto's Purchase
- Pueblo Pluto
- Plutopia